You're so nebulous sometimes
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
