I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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