Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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