ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
