I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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