Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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