from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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