I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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