i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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