physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
handjob tips. give me some.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You don't make any sense
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