I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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