Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We left an ass print on the piano.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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