I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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