Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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