its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
my liver is dry heaving
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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