I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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