I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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