i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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