Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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