You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just pee around me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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