last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have fence marks all over my body
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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