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(203): View more from Connecticut

I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other

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and it's going to stay that way

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(831): View more from California

I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.

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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.

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Fear?

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FEAR.

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(613): View more from Ontario

MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.

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(646): View more from New York

Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast

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But I am godly

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