There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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