Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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