i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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