i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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