he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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