What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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