i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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