I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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