At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
