that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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