This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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