I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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