But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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