ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drunk is not a location!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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