shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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