He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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