I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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