She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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