You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
