Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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