so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
its liver damage thursday
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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