I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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