I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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