so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm sobbing to NWA
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