just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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