That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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