8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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