Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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