You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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