Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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