"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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