just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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