I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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