Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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