all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
